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I've always been one to appreciate great conversation;) Professor: Since you weren't in class, you get to post your story first...I need you to post a 7-10 page paper on blackboard tonight by midnight. Me: What? Professor: It's crucial for your grade. Me: What is it supposed to be about? Professor: Be creative Me: Sure, I'll get right on that..... Boss man: I know you don't start until the summer, but I need a few things from you this week that are very important. Me: This week? Boss man: Preferrably Wednesday...and, if you could get me those other things I asked for last week, that would be great. Me: Sure, I'll get right on that.... Christian Ed: So, Colleen, what exactly do you have planned for the next month in youth group? Me: I'm still working on next week. Christian Ed: Well...it would be nice to see the youth more involved...and, I would like you to be at some of our meetings with a game plan, the youth do the Easter breakfast, and there is a fundraiser that is done every year at this time by the youth... Me: I'm available in May Christian Ed: Actually, all of this needs to be done in the next couple weeks... Me: Sure, I'll get right on that... Another Professor: Colleen, I seem to be missing some of your assignments Me: Oh...I actually haven't turned them in yet. Professor: Hm...I think it's time for you to re-think your priorities Me: Actually, I was planning on doing that...but I don't have time Professor: Turn in your assignments by Thursday Me: Sure, I'll get right on that... Theatre Dept: Hey Pres. we have a meeting tomorrow, and inductions, plus we need to start our fundraiser today Me: Could you just disappear for, like, two days? Theatre Dept: No. Make sure you have everything you need for concessions, and attend the meeting to plead for allocations from SA tomorrow. Oh yeah, if you get a second, I could sure use some help on some other minor projects around the department...in fact, you're in charge of some of it. Me: Sure, I'll get right on that... Well, at least the play is going well....one thing at a time, right?